So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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