none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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