I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
