Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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