Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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