I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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