Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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