what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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