we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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