The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
and you fell through a lawn chair
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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