first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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