I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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