Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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