If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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