p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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