She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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