So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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