i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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