if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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