That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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