have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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