smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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