I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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