My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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