At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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