You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
You're like the curious george of whores
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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