Your tits are I can't wait for
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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