I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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