IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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