Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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