his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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