Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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