Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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