But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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