Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
My butt remains clenched, sir.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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