East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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