Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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