this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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