that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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