i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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