susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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