I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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