Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
did you just send me my own nude
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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