Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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