Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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