he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
