So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
The ass gains better be worth it
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