I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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