How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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