i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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