let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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