There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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