small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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