Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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