My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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