Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
Randomize
