respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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