is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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