fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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