4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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