yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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